Composite market briefing: BTC/ETH/SOL ML forecasts (1h horizon), Crypto Fear & Greed Index, TradFi macro context (VIX/DXY/US 10Y yield/S&P 500/gold), and top funding-rate extremes (|z|≥2 screened across 16 perpetual markets) — all in one round-trip. Saves 4+ separate paid calls. Per-section available flags for graceful degradation. $0.10 USDC via x402.